Lori Same Slacks

I wear the same pants everyday.

Oh come on, don't look at me with such disgust. I febreze the crotch every morning, I swear.

But, how long before somebody notices and everybody starts calling me Lori Same Slacks?

Not long people, not long.

I have some other pants, but I don't like them.

And, I'd like to have more slacks, but I hate shopping for them. It sucks. They never fit and they force me to confront my actual size.

Yes, yes, I'm just like that godforsaken Cathy comic, but unlike Cathy, I am not a total bitch to the saleslady and I have way better hair.

Cathy, take a break from looking for swimsuits and being rude to the help and get your hair done already! Ack!

Where can short-but-bootylicious women go to find slacks anyway? Will somebody please tell me?

If somebody could also give me the strength to find some new slacks, I'd appreciate that too.