I hate math.
I have no fucking heat or hot water.
It is 14 degrees outside.
I am hair dryering my feet to stay warm.
And I am crying.
It is just loads of fun over here at the Mocha household.
It is like Little House on the Prairie or some shit over here. But with the internet. And I'm blogging about it.
Like they had it so bad, they didn't even know what a blog was back then.
Did I mention I've been awake since 3 am? You know, my usual wake up time. But I went to bed at 1 am.
And last night I only got 2 hours of sleep.
You do the math. Because you know I hate doing math.
Ok, back to crying!
posted by Dr. Lori Mocha @ 6:30 AM
8 comments
8 Comments:
You better start snuggling with your new gay roomate to stay warm.
i'm sorry. i cracked up when I read your little house on the prairie comparison. its not funny that you were crying. I hope you are warm now. get some sleep!
This is pretty much my new favorite post ever of yours.
Dude. I should give you my phone #. We can be insomnia buddies.
I never sleep anymore. Last night I stared at the ceiling for hours.
I refuse to cry. The crying will not take over, dammit!
(I hope you're feeling better!)
Oh you guys are warming my heart!
Which is good so I don't have to hair dryer it.
Cheese, I was scrolling and scrolling through my cell contact list last nite at 3 am, dying to call somebody. But I didn't wanna alarm anybody. I can always call my BFF Max at any time, but he was asleep. Like normal people. At 3 am.
And Cheese. Be careful about giving me your number. I might use it.
did you make candy out of snow and maple syrup? because then it would have been exactly like little house on the prairie!
Sorry for your struggle and I hope you are feeling better (although it has now been a few days since you've posted - are you still alive?). But gay roommate should be helping you out here - getting you coffee, providing back rubs, doing your hair and makeup. That is what gay roommates are for. He's falling down on the job.
I am alive.
And no, Carolyn, I didn't make maple syrup snow candy. But I did make a doll out of corn husk.
And Cherry, he told you, he's not gay!
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