Happy Birthday Shelley!

Everybody's Workin' for the Weekend

This is not only my theme song, it is also a profound statement on today's society.

You wanna piece of my heart? C'mon baby let's start.

You wanna be in the show? C'mon baby let's goooooo!

Thank you, Loverboy, for speaking the words of the people so elegantly.

I Apologize

Work is getting in the way of my blogging.

I Hate Times New Roman!

Why must every program in the world default to Times New Roman? Why not Arial? Or Helvetica? OR ANYTHING ELSE? Join us in the new century you stupid old-timey font.

But no. Someone somewhere decided that Times New Roman was the best font for everything. That person is a dick.

Times New Roman with it's little serifs poking out everywhere. It's like they're poking me in the eye!

Times New Roman, I hate you and your old-timey look. Your backwards, elderly look. No you are NOT elegant, you are ugly.

Fonts with no serifs, NOW we're talking. So clean, so modern, so beautiful.

Die Times Roman, die and go to hell.

Don't even get me started about Comic Sans.

testing one two

This is only a test.

Money Hungry Bird

Stupid Arrogant Bird!

Depressed Phonecall to Max

Smart Move

I'm Like A Snail

Worrisome - That's Me!

I'm too worried about everything to post today you guys.

So worried.

Worried that I won't make it. Worried that my apartment will burn down. Worried that Bush will take away all my rights. Worried that I will fall apart.

If I could stuff all my worries in a sack, I'd have to get another sack.

Sugar & Lard are #1

Forget it!

My statistics indicate that nobody reads this here blog on the weekends.

SO, I've decided to make this a 5 day a week affair.

Hey, corporate america takes the weekend off, right? I'm just like them.

Successful Birds

Awwwwwwwwww FREAK OUT!

Hey folks, I tried to post a lovely new image for you today, but my image server is down!

Say it isn't so, baby!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

How will my loyal fans survive without my stupid little drawing of the day?!

I dunno, but I hope you'll all be ok. Try to manage, my sweet babies.

Mr. Vicodin - Perv or Extra Nice?

I'M BACK!

Nothing like a trip to the middle to remind me why I belong in NYC.

YEAH!

Still Sick in the Middle with You

I am still sick, here in the Minneapple, my loyal fans.

But finally, I have internet access, so that makes me feel a little bit better. A little.

My train ride was too long and I can't wait to post the drawings of the weirdo that sat next to me.

Keep on trucking my friends. I am. Barely. Like a really conjested freight train, overloaded with something heavy.

CHOO CHOO.

Audio from the Great Middle