Fuck Everything

I got nothing to share today.

I Heart Boys

For The Ladies

Run out and get an abortion now while you still can, ladies.

South Dakota lawmakers voted on Wednesday to outlaw nearly all abortions.

Lormo Meets David Cross

P.S. - It wasn't my fault he didn't get the blond. I swear.
I'm not a clam jacker.

This Is Offensive

[cartoon removed]

Ok, I'm removing my own cartoon which was too offensive even for me, even though I drew it.

I'm censoring myself!

But really, a cartoon can get you killed these days!

So um, yeah, anyway, I uh, oh fuck it. It was a stupid cartoon anyway.

What's up with you guys?

Celebrity Encounter: David Cross

I ran into David Cross at a bar on Saturday night.

For some reason, he didn't seem as excited to see me as I was to see him.

The Weekend That Never Ends

Sounds fun, right?

Not really. It's actually kinda sad.

I've been tossing my heart and soul to anybody who will catch it and it is not making me happy.

DADDY NEEDS TO BE HER OWN BEST FRIEND!

Politics

Did I Say I Was Awake?

I went back to bed.

Happy @#$% Valentine's Day!

When

Go To Bed Lori Mocha

[insert moan of the malcontent here]

Boys are retards who make me act retarded.

Or else, I just act retarded.

I have so maaaaaaaaaaannny things to do you guys! Why I waste my precious energy on the boys?!

WHY I DO THAT?!

I Am So Bored With Myself

Really.

I've had it up to HERE with my shennanigans.

Enough is enough already.

I mean who do I think I am?

I should just go back to the Mall of America.

PS - I won't. Fuck you if you said yeah you should. Not for little while longer anyway. Like at least a week or two. BROOKLYN IN THE HOUSE. WHY AM I SREAMING BROOKLYN IN THE HOUSE? WHY AM I SAYING THAT I'M SCREAMING WHEN I'M ONLY REALLY TYPING IN CAPS? L. NERDO SIGNING OUT.

I Feel Funny

I Wanna Throw Up Until I Die

And not in a good way.

PS - I'm o.k.

I Wanna Know What Love Is

I want you to show me.

You're Special

I Love Trouble

Ok, so, well, I'm just coming offa 72 hour sleeping binge. Mama has to do these things after she gets unpleasant news. She was fired.

God. I'm disgusted with myself. I'm smarter than this. Really. Ok.

I'm gonna stop being dumb right now.

Pretty sure.

No really.

Probably.

No, for sure. Seriously.

Help me.

I might erase this post. So if you read it, you are so super lucky. Or maybe I won't erase it, then you're just like one of my regular fans.

The Best Part of Waking Up is Lori Mocha in Your Cup

I got terminated from my latest temp job.

How was I supposed to know I had to go EVERYday?

I mean, isn't that a little demanding?

Anyway, I'm tired of working. It's time I stopped dicking around and made some t-shirts.